Who Needs A Profession?

I'm Michelle and I live in Canada. I suck at these things, and you'll never understand the way I work.

fartgallery:

my plane won’t take off because apparently some crazy asshole wont stop screaming and crying and its upsetting the other passengers. its weird though, i can’t hear them. maybe its because im screaming and crying too much

(via pornstarwars)

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott, via abditorryy)

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here
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bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

(Source: d-eadrise, via tragedyboner)

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

(via into-the-br0cean)

deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via into-the-br0cean)

theeppytomymacca:

softgrungepuppy:

so my mum just came into my room and goes “i made something for you” and gives me this funny little brown book

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and inside it she wrote

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and then on every single page she’s written something lovely like “beautiful” “funny”  ”generous” etc

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every single page

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this is because she found out about my self harming a few weeks ago, and wants me to have something to look at every time i feel sad

i almost cried 

parenting

you’re doing it right

(via unfilteredsmarty)